Not Everyone Is Afraid Of The Big Bad Y2K Bug

DigitalWork, November 1, 1999

BOISE, Idaho--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Nov. 1, 1999--While some people shiver in their beds as they contemplate the dawn of the new century, others are convinced that what the Chicken Littles of the world really need is a stiff dose of Prozac.

This group of self-proclaimed ``millennegades'' steadfastly refuses to believe that all the advances mankind has made in the past 100 years are going to be wiped out in the blink of an eye when that great ball in New York hits ground zero on New Year's Eve. And they're eager to spread their message of reassurance to all those who, they claim, have become too gullible to everything the media tells them.

``Just look at 'War of the Worlds' and 'The Blair Witch Project,''' said Linda Anthony, millennegade spokesperson. ``We're increasingly bombarded by lies masquerading as the truth. Or truth inflated into incredible exaggerations. It's time somebody spoke out.''

Not 2 Worried, an e-commerce retailer located in Boise, Idaho, is the unofficial outfitter of the millennegade movement, providing comfortable casual wear specially formulated to repel the negative brain energy generated by millennial doomsayers. Tastefully emblazoned with the N2W! (Not 2 Worried) logo, these comfortable Tees, polo shirts and caps are clinically proven to lower stress levels in laboratory animals. Plus, they look cool.

Available for a limited time only, these nonconformist uniforms can be purchased at http://www.Not2Worried.com/. Shipping is free, and so is the great feeling you get when you dress to de-stress.